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The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.

Bam Adebayo and Tyler Herro got into a physical altercation in Las Vegas on Friday in which Adebayo struck Herro, sources tell ESPN.

THIS MONDAY, JULY 13, 8PM: We’re celebrating legendary author Scott McClanahan’s new novel Fights! at @FranklinParkBK Reading Series! He’ll be joined by stellar indie authors @GeoffRickly @thursdayband, Michael Seidlinger, @WholeTimeDavid, Hallie Elizabeth Newton & Kathy Joyce!

Hey my wife and I saw you from across the bar and wanted to tell you that your vibe is absolutely horrible

A writer whose work I really enjoy said that I would not enjoy the band Pavement, which is absolutely true. I tried to listen to a song called “Stereo” and it made me viscerally angry.

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