But now I see Maggie Rogers is performing in Greenville next week? I must go. But with whom?!

Going to see Chappell Roan in Columbia this week with tickets I bought months ago, and for once in my life I feel so ahead of the curve and like one of the cool kids. Yeah, I have those cheap presale tickets!

I don’t always send my friends unsolicited and highly emotional novel-length text messages, but when I do it’s to @pastorkatelyn 💗

The builders left some rebar sticking up out of my lawn and I can’t pull it up myself (but was told it is safe to do) Lowkey thinking of hosting a Sword in the Sod party for the neighborhood and awarding a prize to the winner.

I have finally asked my old housekeeper to clean my new house. I held her off for months because I haven’t gotten my clothes put away into my dresser, instead just living out of laundry baskets. She will put my laundry away and thus ends my shame and dysfunction. Thank you, M!!

You’d think it would be cute when my younger cat gets the zoomies, but instead I get nervous. Usually when she runs like a bat outta hell, it’s because she has something stuck in her butt and I’ll have some cleaning and disinfecting to do.

I love that Presbyterians started the clergy collar and I went to a presbytery meeting today and didn’t see a single one. Looks like everyone at the Episcopal meeting had one, though. Funny how these things diverge. I’m sure someone has written a blog post on this…

I think I speak for all of the deeply feeling Swifties when I say: we need Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (10 Minute Version)

I wish I could name an iMessage chat between two people, because my coworker and I would be “the trauma bonded colleagues department”

I have the most cursed remix of “looking for a guy in finance” for my own context but, like I said, CURSED.

I was quickly researching Junia for a devotional and remembered I wrote a whole research paper on her entitled “Junia: An Apostle Lost in Translation” 😂

Oh, damn, the UMC Did The Thing?!

Coming back out of obscurity to say that the BoP really shit the bed with this one.

Trying (and failing?) to discern if the work environment is the problem, or if I’m the problem. Can anyone relate? Any advice?

Is everyone on Twitter screaming about the arrest because that’s what I want to do and where I want to be

This presbytery meeting is good but also long and no lunch break! Attention span is waning…I brought rice cakes for a snack but I don’t wanna crunch on those in a sanctuary

Next year the PCUSA exegesis exam will be on the r*pe of Tamar and the first question will be “but what was she wearing?”