@brettman

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Joined September 2012
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Hey @AmazonUK @AmazonHelp, when did protective packaging become an optional luxury? My orders now arrive filthy, covered in dust and plastered with delivery labels. If I wanted second-hand goods dragged through a warehouse, I'd shop in a skip. Sort it out, or lose my business.
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Hey @O2 I can't even file a complaint with you!
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Hey @O2 I’ve just spent nearly £2,000 with you on a new phone and smartwatch, yet your online support team is telling me I have to drive to Crawley because they can’t help me.
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So @o2 I shouldn’t have to visit a store to sort out two things that should have been dealt with when I placed the order. Can somebody at O2 please take ownership of this and actually get it resolved?
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Is this something you can actually resolve, or is basic customer service now something only Lutz Schüler can authorise? If so I'm happy to drop Lutz a line.
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Brettman@brettmanSep 29
Replying to @brettman @OctopusEnergy
Hey @OctopusEnergy I'd like to give you the opportunity to do the right thing before I escalate this. Please just respond and correct your mistake. It's really quite easy. @MartinSLewis @BBCWatchdog @WhichUK
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Brettman@brettmanSep 25
Replying to @OctopusEnergy
Okay thank you. Hopefully Octopus can finally get these issues sorted. I expected switching supplier to be simple, but so far I’ve spent more time correcting records, chasing emails and resending evidence than I ever expected. At this point, I should be on the payroll.
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Brettman@brettmanSep 24
Hey @OctopusEnergy you are very efficient at sending emails when they want something. When I email for help, Silence. It's just rude and unhelpful. Apparently the famous pink octopus has eight arms, yet somehow not one of them can reach the Reply button.
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Hey @OctopusEnergy you are very efficient at sending emails when they want something. When I email for help, Silence. It's just rude and unhelpful. Apparently the famous pink octopus has eight arms, yet somehow not one of them can reach the Reply button.
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Hey @dhlexpressuk, you’ve had my parcel since 2nd April and getting it delivered has turned into a full-time hobby. Delayed because of non-working days, fair enough… but today is a working day and it still didn’t arrive. We waited in all day for fresh air and disappointment.
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Dear @WayfairUK and @dhlexpressuk, if “out for delivery” now means “briefly looked at a van and then went back to the depot,” just say that. We stayed in all day for nothing. At this point the parcel is basically a myth.
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Hey @MSDCnews I know you're a little bit behind but.... From Brett in the year 2026.
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Hey @SkyUK You can’t confirm in writing twice that an early termination fee is waived, then send collection emails threatening debt recovery. This is how you treat a loyal customer of 14 years. I never missed a payment in 14 years. I know breakups are never easy, but please!
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Ed Davey
@EdwardJDaveyFeb 11
The Prime Minister has repeatedly demonstrated appalling judgement in his appointments. The British people deserve more than just excuse after excuse.
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Brettman@brettmanJan 27
Replying to @TNLUK
I need a little help understanding your new app! Two tickets, one draw, the one paid by DD seems active. But the one paid for by card says I have no winning matches this time, like draw has already taken place. It's very confusing.
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What the actual fuck @TNLUK since your update my monthly direct debit increased from £36 a month to £400. I'm half way through deleting all of the old tickets you've reinstated. And this weeks tickets aren't created. You can shove your pay by DD up your arse.
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And I can't see the tickets I bought for this week's drawers either. This is an absolute mess. I've been a customer of yours for 32 years, this is horrendous.
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HELP!
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Brettman@brettmanJan 9
Hey @WeAreOpenreach First you butcher my property fitting your fibre cable. Now I have no broadband at all. You're all just complete and utter idiots.
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