I didnt “watch” Heated Rivalry. I sat my straight ass down and I jacked off

One of my first childhood memories is seeing a white Santa and a black Santa in the same day, asking my mom about it, and her telling me that he uses Santa magic to race swap on a whim

Sometimes 5 years is a thousand lifetimes

I just flew back from Riyadh and boy are my arms chopped off

(Ignoring every other aspect about the story) How are you as a 50 year old man gonna let a bunch of grown ass men make you a damn birthday book. Female tendencies

Writing my pedophile friend some Rupi Kaur type shit for his birthday

Bill Belichick’s unc debut

*guy next to me jacking off on the subway* Sooooo whats your take *He keep jackin he shit* 100% disagree

Whoa

One of the consequences of the proliferation of the AI is that it hurts guys who draw Bart Simpsons, Rick & Morty, etc smoking weed. People are using their phones & computers to depict these characters doing that but theres nice men who draw that stuff that are suffering no doubt

*Obama voice* Gotta have them ribs ! And LGBTQ

Having a donut and a beer on the couch, no homer

Just found out Scientologists play trumpet, make a pizza pie, and do the Soulja Boy dance. Reconsidering some preconceived notions I had

The video is just 16 minutes of him being like “Fuckkkkkk… aw man I wish this switch 2 was a computer 😩 ughhhh”

Not sure why I was cropped out of the photo but ok :/