Bald guy, Father, and Husband excelling in dad jokes and incomplete home projects.

Colorado, USA
Joined May 2016
Hey @StubHub — consider this a public service announcement. We sold tickets through your site. The buyer lied and claimed we sent the wrong ones. Your response? •Cancel the sale •Let the buyer keep our tickets •Didn’t pay us a cent •And then rewarded the buyer with even better seats. We’ve called. We’ve filed complaints. All we get is a shrug. This isn’t over. I will make it my mission to ensure everyone knows how you treat honest customers. #StubHub #ScamAlert
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Hey @MLB - wanna get more kids watching baseball? Maybe start with the commercials. Watching the playoffs tonight with my kids and here's the rundown: - Megan Fox selling ED pills in a red bodysuit - The scariest movie trailer you've ever seen - Sydney Sweeney in zero clothes promoting betting on sports Leagues can't figure out why kids don't watch. You don't need a Nickelodeon game. You're not the Savannah Bananas. Just show baseball in a way I can leave on in my house.
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There a big difference between “letting them play” and letting Miami cheat the hell out of Indiana. Good lord, call something. #CFBPlayoff
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Save money for CSU to pay to its board and CEO. All you ever talk about is saving money and yet our rates only go up. Screw off.
On-peak hours run 5–9 p.m. weekdays. Shifting some electricity use away from these hours can help save energy and money.

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For all of my friends with a paid @TheCCCoalition membership, BEWARE, they will continue to charge your card for recurring membership even after you’ve cancelled using their website prompts, and then insist that the only way to cancel is by calling. Have reported them to the BBB for crap billing practices.
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Hey @StubHub — consider this a public service announcement. We sold tickets through your site. The buyer lied and claimed we sent the wrong ones. Your response? •Cancel the sale •Let the buyer keep our tickets •Didn’t pay us a cent •And then rewarded the buyer with even better seats. We’ve called. We’ve filed complaints. All we get is a shrug. This isn’t over. I will make it my mission to ensure everyone knows how you treat honest customers. #StubHub #ScamAlert
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So the refs can throw a flag on Detroit after the play is over because Kansas City chiefs
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Refs in the Auburn Georgia game have ensured that the entire world will be rooting against the Bulldogs for the remainder of eternity. Unbelievably awful
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If I’m hugh freeze I’m throwing at the refs head at this point. UNREAL. And I hate auburn.
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For those arguing that there’s no mandate to stand got “God Bless America,” you’re absolutely right. But as many of you also know, it’s about sentiment. There’s no law that states I can’t call someone the N-word, but my decision to do that or not is a direct reflection of my personal sentiment. Bad Bunny is clearing making his feelings known, and for that, we’re allowed to make our feelings equally known.
Great job hiring this guy to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Seriously. You could not have picked a worse person to represent the league or the country…
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100%. Thank you for affirming this.
No one is above the law.
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No one is above the law.
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Can I ask a sincere question Pastor? I see this sort of thing a lot. I put out a story—in this case that America’s most prominent evangelical magazine is taking over $1 million in grants from one of America’s top abortions funders. And your response is, it’s part of my “grift.” What I’m wondering—what do you think my grift is? Do you imagine that somebody other than my employer paid me to write this article? Do you imagine that I gained some benefit from it beyond professional satisfaction that I uncovered an important story? I am sincerely trying to figure out what you think the grift is. What does that word mean to you?
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To all of my Catholic friends out there (@JoshuaHosler)…. Is there, like, a recall vote process for the Pope?
.@Pontifex blesses a block of ice at Vatican CLIMATE CHANGE event.
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And your answer, @JayMallow3, is to leave the post up attacking @megbasham and turn off comments? Thank you for affirming my earlier observation.
Replying to @JayMallow3
When you can’t win the argument you sexualize and demean your opponent. What a weak man.
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Keep going, Megan!
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And 600K of that million plus was for covering elections. Elections in which Christians often weigh abortion policy heavily when deciding how to cast their vote. So I don’t know, I’m just a rube, but that seems like something worth reporting on. 🤷‍♀️
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Joe Biden is out of office, you all can rest easy now. #25thAmendmentNow
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