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❝You're dripping like a saturated sunrise.❞

Joined June 2014
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Sofa surfing blues Read: tl.gd/n_1somc2j
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❝Kiss your knuckles and watch the stars❞ Read: tl.gd/n_1sot2qp
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"I hope you can keep up, Romanoff."
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"In annual tradition, this Father's Day I'd like to celebrate a year without a bastard kid on my plate."
Grumbles "Fathers day my ass."
"Do you ever wonder why Natasha never returns your calls? Me too buster."
[In search of a literate Jessica Jones to do an SL with. Old school noire detective style. DM for more info]
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Sofa surfing blues Read: tl.gd/n_1somc2j
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Barney Barton. retweeted
tl.gd/n_1sopemd "A hymn for the soul."
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[ Furiously in search of SL's]
"I saw her in a production of Annie once. She's a rising star." xitter.cf/coeurvida/status/74122…
-part of her repertoire of quips. "And Watson. What'd she do to make you like her, hm?" xitter.cf/bowsandtricks/status/7…
"If we're being technical, my last girlfriend left me because her husband got parole early."
"You're my favorite red head, after Mary Jane Watson-- I'm a big fan of Annie." xitter.cf/coeurvida/status/73226…
"I only need one man in that line. And luckily for me, he isn't you." Dramatic eyebrows wiggle devilishly xitter.cf/bowsandtricks/status/7…
Narrows his eyes at Clint. "...What did you tell her?"
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