The Bitch Bag

"I can't get fresh air?!?!?" -Lauren about being judged for wanting to sit outside, Vegas 11/16

He ain't got time for manners! -Lauren about dad's table farting, Vegas 11/16

She fell asleep with her sunglasses on! -Lauren on flying with Auntie Jackie, Vegas 11/16

I ate 400 clams!!!! But they're TINY! -Tony on consuming a mountain of seafood at the buffet, Vegas 11/16

Why can't I poop in peace? -Lauren on the troubles of living at home Vegas 11/16