Amateur sleuth and ghost herder. https://xitter.cf/t.co/CeEpt1vCId
London, UK
Joined March 2007
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Here's the site I've been building to play 1980s infocom text adventures.
planedrift.app/
> GO NORTH
Rough edges, wonky on mobile. Three publicly available zorks are built-in. You can play others you find on the interweb. Let me know how you get on.
#interactivefiction
Wrote about building a Z-Machine in the worst possible language. Warning: contains some Elm code.
whitebeard.blog/posts/buildi…
#elm #interactivefiction #elmlang
Wrote about my silly if-pal project: whitebeard.blog/posts/playin…
Ideal if you need a gen-alpha zork-playing ai companion in your life.
#interactivefiction #ai #zork
Bruh, if you want to play Zork with a gen alpha AI companion - and, really, who doesn't? - I've made a silly app to let you do just that.
Source and screenshots github.com/techbelly/if-pal
I've only tested it on my machine, so if it doesn't work you're just unc. ngl.
Made my own crossword thing to defend my daily crossword hit against enshittification.
whitebeard.blog/posts/buildi…
Wrote something about my mental health, AI, gravity-holes and mind-prosthetics.
whitebeard.blog/posts/what-a…
Back in 1985, my BBC micro had CPU simulator called Peeko Computer. Think 'Human Resource Machine' for an era where we had attention spans but no graphics. I found a manual for it and so I've remade it . Mostly for nostalgic interest only: peeko.whitebeard.blog/
Ben Griffiths retweeted
"He polished a glass at me." Trump GMs for @BulwarkOnline — a new D&D sketch from the DONgeonmaster.
TRUMP: The dragon will eat you.
STEIN: I have a follow-up ready.
TRUMP: For after it eats you?
STEIN: You try editing this every day!
Link & details below 👇👇👇
Ben Griffiths retweeted
"You cannot lethality a mountain, Pete".
A new D&D sketch from the DONgeonmaster.
TRUMP: Okay, so. You're all in a tavern. A tremendous tavern.
RUBIO: I peer over the bar.
TRUMP: Marco, we've been over this, you're a halfling, you can't see over the bar.
RUBIO: I find a box. I stand on the box.
Link & details below 👇👇👇
Ben Griffiths retweeted
A short sketch in which DJT GMs a D&D session for the family. Melania solves the quest in three turns. Witkoff calls the dragon's people. Don Jr fires a crossbow into the Declaration of Independence.
dmdonald.com/posts/nobody-hi…
#DungeonsAndDragons #Trump #Satire #WelcomeToTheDONgeon
Ben Griffiths retweeted
It's not uncommon for autistic people to be accused of emotional manipulation. Autistic social communication generally lacks the unspoken emotional messages that neurotypical people rely on. So neurotypical people imagine them. They "read into" autistic communication emotional meanings that are not intended. I have experienced this many, many times. It leads to serious misunderstandings and enormous distress on both sides.
If you perceive an autistic person as emotionally manipulative, you are not hearing what they are actually saying.
Ben Griffiths retweeted
Bradley Whitford: “I’ve been very public about my criticism of RFK. The bullshit about vaccines is very personal to me — my first cousin died of polio. Vaccines do not cause autism. The moral bankruptcy of people in search of power when the most fundamental aspects of our democracy are under attack is really upsetting to me whether it’s Jeff Bezos or RFK”
Ben Griffiths retweeted
A short sketch in which DJT runs a D&D game for the Pod Save America crew. @danpfeiffer has already written the post-mortem. It has five chapters and an appendix.
dmdonald.com/posts/he-alread…
#DungeonsAndDragons #PodSaveAmerica #Satire #WelcomeToTheDONgeon
Ben Griffiths retweeted
It's now required to say "a country of 92m people" when mentioning Iran. How on earth did Tucker Carlson make that happen? Let's make Carlson ask Cruz about other things that everyone should know.
"Ted, what's the formula for the surface area of a sphere?"
"..."
"You don't know? It's 4πr squared"
"If you say so"
Ben Griffiths retweeted
"I'm on fire and I have a follow-up."
The second DON-geon Master sketch is up - Trump runs D&D for Zoran Mamdani, Ezra Klein, and Kaitlan Collins, none of whom are engaging with the quest in any meaningful way.
dmdonald.com/posts/im-on-fir…
#DnD #Satire
Some of the things I've been working on this week:
1. pwned.whitebeard.blog - a tool for printing paper standees for tabletop gaming. Released v2.
2. turn.whitebeard.blog - a mobile prompt deck to give new roleplayers a bit of inspiration on their turn.
3. shakespeare.whitebeard.blog - readable shakespeare plays online - no ads, free, pure html/css. First made in 2013, released and tidied up a bit.
Also, secret projects.