The real audit. Retired after a long career in infosec.

United States
Joined August 2008
Yep, that’s 💯 true....
My friends... have you looked up “Infosec” in the Urban Dictionary? “A profession that turns normal people into whiskey drinking, swearing, paranoid, disheartened curmudgeons with no hope for the future of computers or humanity.”
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Good afternoon tater tits, we interrupt your Monday for the shit show that whoever was on call over the weekend is updating their resume again. Get back to work twat donuts!!
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I’m just hate people in general because they’re looking for validation like a twat sandwich. Fuckers wouldn’t have made it in the Gen-X generation because you’re all “safe spot” cunts. Whatever happened to the next generation having a set? #fucktrans
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Perhaps that should give you pause before doing anything that's going to piss us off.
The United States has more guns in civilian hands than every military in the world combined.
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Good morning you fucking spice enchiladas. Tell some of these twat waffles to fuck right off. #worstnightmareisback #lockupyourphones #firewallsarefunny #comingforalltheposers
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After a long break from X, I will be back soon to put the boomers and millennials back in their so called “safe space”.
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In search for a dozen Amish guys who feel like working on a drywall ceiling. 🥴🥴🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Jim Beam shutting down bourbon production at Kentucky distillery for a year as Trump’s trade wars hit sales… NOOOOOOOO
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@audit retweeted
Rest In Power to the metal god Ozzy Osborne. Thank you for creating the genre that I fell in love with and gives me peace and comfort.
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GAYLORD & SURROUNDING COMMUNITIES! Our team is set up at Kohls - 2450 M-32, Gaylord, MI 49735 We have supplies and we are serving food! COME SEE US! Please help spread the word!
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🍯 If you've never seen or worked with a Honeypot, watch this video. It covers how to setup almost 20+ honeypots (and visualize the data) to trap attackers. Video: youtube.com/watch?v=FjZmhI_l…
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This week @TypicalHB is learning what repping on the @PBATour feels like.
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HOLY SHT! This is the greatest 2A collection I have ever seen 🔥🔥🔥 If you love your 2A, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!!!
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BREAKING: Dan Bongino says there was supposed to be a tactical team on the roof where Thomas Crooks shot from but they chose to post up in a 2nd-floor window instead. Bongino accused the USSS of "bullsh*tting" and lying to the American people. Bongino suggested that the sn*per team may have been confused when they initially saw Crooks on the roof because it was supposed to be manned by a tactical team. "They never showed up on that roof... nobody checked,” @dbongino said.
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And we're live
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💥💥💥
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We’re deeply saddened to share the news of Lizzy Musi’s passing. She was a treasured member of the racing world and our Street Outlaws community. We extend our condolences to her family and all those who loved her.
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finally an effective cover letter
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After 4 years on SSD, it’s become much clearer how my late wife felt not being able to do a damn thing other then raising our kids. Only now our kids are grown adults and I have nothing to do.
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