@allenkaplan

founding eng @ stealth | prev. @vectordotfun/@tensor_hq, prev. engineer @coinbase platform | akap.eth or allenkap.sol | still living in toronto | #𝔅ℜ𝔊 | âœĄïž

 Toronto, Canada
Joined May 2013
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your shoulders aren’t tight, you just have bad hip mobility follow for more trading tips
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allen (love/acc)@allenkaplanOct 21
Replying to @HotForMoot
she post my hog until I churn
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The TUMI-fication of everyone’s luggage must end you’re not special
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has anyone tried one of these
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allen (love/acc) retweeted
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@flockoOct 2
i don’t “average down”. i don’t dca, i don’t sell in batches, i don’t hedge. I fucking blast the full stack. and if it doesn’t go up i fucking suck start a shotgun
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anyone in Singapore got deodorant
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As prime minister the first thing i will do is ban AI poster slop i am not sorry TYFYATTM
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Ok to be fair this sign is hilarious
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alright this is it boys
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the crows became very aggressive
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I am responsible for my rose
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guy who’s “conviction play” ends at 10x
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There is an inherent level of supremacism at pizza establishments which only serve full pies and not slices
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god is real
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you go to Oshawa and you die
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@emweenerSep 13
you go to toronto. turn left most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life. turn right most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve driven through bonners ferry I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s more than I would’ve expected
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more Mario less Dario
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Thanks ryan
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kinda wild people actually go out of their way to play pickleball đŸ˜čđŸ«”
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