@alexandra

#preWGA screenwriter. tv is my thing but contrariness is my Thing

 los angeles
Joined May 2007
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i really think car insurance is the most joyless bill, how bout you guys
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i know twitter is burning but I’M excited about this ice cream news
Hrishikesh Hirway@HrishiHirway
4 Nov 2022
I’m so thrilled to introduce Mom’s Mango Pie…the ice cream! a collaboration with the geniuses @saltandstraw. We took my mom’s Thanksgiving pie and turned it into a Thanksgiving ice cream, and it’s available starting today! I wrote more about it here: hrishikesh.bulletin.com/moms…
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this tweet just had to come straight at me and my plans tonight
palmer@decentbirthday
13 Oct 2022
depressed? walk into a corner store with no game plan and walk out with 2-4 drinks. nothing better than getting home and assessing your various beverages.
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the first 6 words of this headline are a jumpscare
The Hollywood Reporter
@THR
12 Oct 2022
Michelle Yeoh and Pete Davidson are joining the next #Transformers movie, 'Transformers: Rise of the Beasts' thr.cm/HvRisMP
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trash jones@jzux
10 Oct 2022
hey boy are you a decorative pillow because you look great on my bed but you can’t stay here when i’m trying to sleep
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my friend is getting married to her former work nemesis this month so don't tell me romcoms don't exist in real life
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they don't tell you in all the songs about california how many times you're going to have to vote about dialysis clinics if you live here
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a PNW Pinko@PNWPinko
22 Aug 2022
I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point
ian bremmer
@ianbremmer
21 Aug 2022
europe water levels are so low that sunk nazi warships are popping up in the danube
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i am in a group chat with multiple straight men and i can't tell if they're calling each other "dawg" and "brotato chip" ironically or not
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i respect Michelle Branch’s restraint bc i would have dropped a piano on top of That Man
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youtube.com/watch?v=CJ9C1U_S… every time i think about this it brings me joy
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either i own 0 chapsticks or i own 15 chapsticks
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Kate Riga@Kate_Riga24
30 Jun 2022
A clearly angry Kagan pulling no punches: "The current Court is textualist only when being so suits it. When that method would frustrate broader goals, special canons like the 'major questions doctrine' magically appear as get out-of-text-free cards"
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i had a dream last night that i could restore our abortion rights if i could just find the right $6.50 sheet at zara, which is obviously total subconscious nonsense but also... kind of... hits
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does zara even sell sheets? i feel like no...
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"just keep buying stuff everyone and it'll all turn out okay!" like is that not exactly the message our leaders keep giving us?
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The Onion
@TheOnion
25 Jun 2022
"Of course, we know that the rapists who come after us may not know their history, and so may not be aware of the decades we spent in the trenches fighting for their rights, but we’ll rest easy knowing we did all we could." theonion.com/kavanaugh-thoma…
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keeping up with FIVE different star trek series is basically a job and we should be compensated
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pretty sure someone's trying to start a cult out of the target in van nuys
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i also think i kind of saw a guy and a girl having a similar stranger conversation as i left????? definitely a girl telling an overly curious stranger about her career?
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anyway next time i guess i have to take the bait and see where it takes me because how else would the tv show about my life start
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