BIG thanks to #WBTourHollywood for releasing this video to me (despite having to beg management!) #HairyPotter

Y’all are acting like this is Ozzy’s first time dying. Chill out he’s going to be fine.

I’ve only come back to Xwitter to advocate that he’s talking about Mean Streets and that part terrified me as a child and I still hear it.

Dipping back into the Twitter to let y'all know I made another gross, wacky video for my pals #DeathgraVe It's for the song "Ant Baby" off their album It's Only Midnight on @tankcrimes records. Gory, goofy, grindy fun!

Hi I'm Alex Koll and I wave goodbye like a dipshit at the end of Zoom sessions.

I still love this as much as #Pi is long. Happy #piDay2023 everybody. (so @hardwick @phirm can we ever get a 10 hour remix of just the numerals part?) youtube.com/watch?v=XanjZw5h…

Just thoroughly explained the Simpsons’ classic “Infinite Monkeys” gag to my 8yo and 6yo and when I dropped the “Blurst Of Times” punchline IT KILLED. Pretty sure they can skip college now.

Nobody panic, but the Roomba is missing. I wish this were a joke.

I'm an idiot, but I'm a worthwhile idiot

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

Not looking to start shit here but doesn’t it make more sense structurally to put the condiments on the bun BEFORE the hot dog?

My favorite game at the Mexican grocery is “Oops, I Bought Plantains!”

They’re rebooting @midnight now? Now. Now? Now that this is like this? Now. Like now now. NOW?

I have not watched the star of the union address yet. Did Biden say anything about the price of Luxardo cherries?

Salsa, sparkling.

I choose to believe every hot dog I eat is just a continuation of the last one I ate.

Why was "Lousy Inventor Dad" a big archetype in the 80's/90's?

The phrase “I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!” Ruined the phrase “I hope you’re happy!”