Senior Editor, Lifestyle @parademagazine • @dorianawards member 🎙 @heroesofgalaxy @SeriouslyCallMe 🌈 Mean Lesbian Union Prez (she/her)

Chicago
Joined June 2013
If you know anything about me and my love for Star Wars, you know that at the top of it all is my love for Ahsoka. With that, here is my encyclopedic knowledge of the character for @thedailybeast #Ahsoka thedailybeast.com/obsessed/a…
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i have not watched enough horror movies this october and that alone is a tragedy
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and they wanna talk to me about some damn “noah wyle” when we have this at home girl wtf.
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remembering when we all thought this was mephisto playing with her... you just had to be there.
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It is CRAZY when u talk to pro-lifers and you say “pregnant person” and they do the WHY DONT U SAY WOMAN and u reply “bc a 12 year old can get pregnant and I wouldn’t call them a woman but you prob would idk” and they just. Don’t reply. Lmao.
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insane just how much better this song is when it’s sung by someone who can actually sing
now that everybody is tuned into rebecca black, can i introduce the greatest cover of all time
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he will always be the strongest avenger
Mark Ruffalo makes a surprise video appearance at Macklemore’s “Free Palestine” concert and says: “There will be no peace until there’s equality.”
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Close enough, welcome back Leslie Knope
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about to abuse the hell out of this gif
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the chronically online you have to be to understand this #dwts
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Over 4 million Palestinians are not allowed to vote so again I answer: yes apartheid.
And again, I ask: apartheid?
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close enough, welcome back leslie knope in the pit
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Oh he DONT play around
Gut das es solche Menschen gibt👏👏👏
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THE SILENCE AFTER THE 4 #dwts
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what a time we’re living in to be getting the devils reaction videos
“Noah Wyle is people magazine’s sexiest man alive”
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but no one says christopher abbott should apologize for making billy look like an asshole, the misogyny
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Coach Jackie flew out to the ballroom to deal with him herself #dwts
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amber’s reaction to shirley giving a 4 i’m crying
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Carrying the flame @hasanthehun
Hasan Piker officially announced that he is suing Scott Jennings for 72 million dollars. It's about time: "This is not just about Scott Jennings, although he certainly messed up. This is about truth in the media. I don't think you should be able to get away with lying like this."
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think these people might be underestimating that adam brody is beloved and they are…not
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Remember when Amanda gives Nathan a strange look when he tells her that Elizabeth didn't really drink coffee - even after we saw her drinking coffee in front of Nathan? It turns out Amanda knew all along that Nathan wasn't seeing Elizabeth clearly because he had fallen under her spell.
Amanda Seyfried reveals the tiny detail that helped her understand Elizabeth Holmes while preparing to play her. Interviewer: “Was there something in those deposition tapes that made you think, ‘That’s her. That’s Elizabeth Holmes. That’s who she is’?” Amanda Seyfried: “Every time she drank her coffee. Because she can’t perform drinking coffee.” “It was just the way she drank her coffee. You’re drinking your coffee. There’s no way to perform that.” “It’s just like you’re hiding from something. She would swallow a certain way. Her visual discomfort was very palpable. The different smiles. That was my treasure box.” “Every time I needed some help or guidance, I would go to my computer and click on the four hours of the deposition.” “You’re under oath, and there are lights on you that are not flattering at all. You’re not in a good spot when you’re in a deposition most of the time.” “Mimicking somebody is so weirdly indulgent and exciting. And that was my teacher. She was my teacher.”
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