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Someone starting an AI startup.
Thought leadership post about AI.
"Thrilled to announce I’ve accepted some AI position"
Some humblebrag parable about AI.
Repeat.
You could generate all posts using Markov chain of AI buzzwords and I wouldn't know the difference.
The Toronto @Raptors will win the Larry O'B this year. #WeTheNorth
Ah hah hah hah!
WE BACK.
#WeTheNorth
WHAT IT DO BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LFG
BREAKING: Kawhi Leonard’s trade to the Raptors could be finalized as early as tonight, per @JakeLFischer.
🤯🤯🤯
Alan retweeted
Very inspiring words from Elon Musk today:
"I always think about this. There are always problems on earth. There’s always things that we wish to be better, that we want to solve on Earth, and we should solve them. But there there also has to be things that get you excited about the future — that make you glad to wake up in the morning, because you can’t wait to see what happens next.
That’s the future @SpaceX wants to bring to you."
Let’s goooooo🚀
Alan retweeted
> you’ll never start a rocket company
> you’ll never build your own engines
> you’ll never be able to use off-the-shelf parts
> you’ll never survive three launch failures
> you’ll never reach orbit
> you’ll never win NASA’s trust
> you’ll never launch cargo to the ISS
> you’ll never compete with Boeing
> you’ll never compete with Lockheed
> you’ll never make rockets reusable
> you’ll never land a rocket vertically
> you’ll never land one on a drone ship
> you’ll never reuse a booster
> you’ll never fly the same booster 10 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 20 times
> you’ll never fly the same booster 30 times
> you’ll never recover and reuse the fairing
> you’ll never lower launch costs
> you’ll never launch every month
> you’ll never launch every week
> you’ll never launch multiple times a week
> you’ll never carry astronauts
> you’ll never replace Roscosmos
> you’ll never fly civilians to orbit
> you’ll never manufacture satellites at scale
> you’ll never build the biggest constellation ever
> you’ll never make satellite internet work
> you’ll never make satellite internet fast
> you’ll never make satellite internet affordable
> you’ll never serve rural customers
> you’ll never serve aircraft and ships
> you’ll never build a methane rocket engine
> you’ll never make full-flow staged combustion work
> you’ll never build the most powerful rocket ever
> you’ll never build a rocket bigger than Saturn V
> you’ll never build it out of stainless steel
> you’ll never launch Starship
> you’ll never separate Super Heavy and Starship
> you’ll never relight Raptor in space
> you’ll never bring Super Heavy back
> you’ll never catch a booster with Mechazilla tower arms
> you’ll never launch 85% of mass to orbit worldwide
> you’ll never change the economics of space
> you’ll never force the entire industry to copy you
> you’ll never win
> you’ll never IPO
Congratulations to @elonmusk and the SpaceX team. You did what countless people said was impossible, and you did it time and time again.
Today is your day. You deserve this. May it be a glorious one.
So true.
30 year old $VOO holders watching 18 year olds retire after finding out what options and semiconductors are
The stock market is going parabolic and the Spurs and Knicks meet again in the #NBAFinals
It's 1999 all over again!
Alan retweeted
RJ BARRETT WITH THE GAME-WINNER! THE RAPTORS ARE HEADING TO GAME 7! THE KID FROM MISSISSAUGA JUST DID THAT 🤯 #NBAPlayoffs
Alan retweeted
Larry and Sergey can’t stay in California since the wealth tax as written would confiscate 50% of their Alphabet shares.
Each own ~3% of Alphabet's stock, worth about $120 billion each at today's ~$4 trillion market cap.
But because their shares have 10x voting power, the SEIU-UHW California billionaire tax would treat them as owning 30% of Alphabet (3% × 10 = 30%). That means each founder's taxable wealth would be $1.2 trillion.
A 5% wealth tax on $1.2 trillion = $60 billion tax bill, each.
That's 50% of their actual Alphabet holdings—wiped out by a "5%" tax.
Section 50303(c)(3)(C) of the 2026 Billionaire Tax Act states: "For any interests that confer voting or other direct control rights, the percentage of the business entity owned by the taxpayer shall be presumed to be not less than the taxpayer's percentage of the overall voting or other direct control rights."
This means if a founder holds shares representing only 3% of economic interest but 30% of voting control (through Class B supervoting shares), the tax would presume their ownership stake is at least 30% for valuation purposes, not 3%.
The wealth tax is poorly defined and designed to drive tech innovation out of California.
Alan retweeted
Nathan Phillips Square outside Toronto City Hall is PACKED.
Six outs away.
📸 @NickIwanyshyn
Alan retweeted
Ernie Clement:
“I’ve been crying, probably for an hour. I thought I was done with the tears. I just love these guys so much. I was having so much fun coming to work every day.”
💔💔💔💔😢😢😢😢
Alan retweeted
John Schneider on the #BlueJays and Dodgers:
“The one thing we cannot do is look over there and say ‘That is Goliath’. That is a beatable baseball team that has its flaws and also its really, really good strengths.”