i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"

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aircraftcabin · Oct 16, 2026 · 2:25 PM UTC

aircraftcabin@aircraftcabinOct 16

Had this crazy nightmare where a bunch of worms were hula hooping in my bed

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★ · Oct 12, 2026 · 7:59 PM UTC

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@tretsletOct 12

So far behind the race you think you’re winning

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aircraftcabin · Oct 11, 2026 · 4:11 PM UTC

aircraftcabin@aircraftcabinOct 11

I’m Russian but I’m from LA so I’m also Mexican

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Dick the Impaler · Oct 11, 2026 · 11:24 AM UTC

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Dick the Impaler@gawkcidOct 11

Good evening. “Grimes playing Singers” was a 1 hour sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

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aircraftcabin · Oct 8, 2026 · 7:01 PM UTC

aircraftcabin@aircraftcabinOct 8

In absolutely no lifetime will it ever be my loss

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aircraftcabin · Oct 7, 2026 · 11:35 PM UTC

aircraftcabin@aircraftcabinOct 7

No one roasts like my best friend

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aircraftcabin · Oct 7, 2026 · 8:08 PM UTC

aircraftcabin@aircraftcabinOct 7

Buying knockoff Issey Miyake because you can’t afford actual Issey is so embarrassing

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aircraftcabin · Oct 7, 2026 · 3:02 PM UTC

aircraftcabin@aircraftcabinOct 7

I hate the subway

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sharon vape 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞🫧🕯️ · Oct 6, 2026 · 10:56 PM UTC

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@sharonvapeOct 6

gay person: I'm gay autistic person: I'm autistic that one gay and autistic friend: You should really watch this two hour YouTube video about the Kozyrev time mirror experiments

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