i love when science proves that we are way more goated than we thought.
this proves the human brain is processing information that we are not conscious of at higher levels of the brain than previously thought.
explains a lot tbh.
1/ We discovered something totally unexpected about the neural structure of consciousness that overturns decades of thinking on its biological basis and brings us significantly closer to the recipe for generating conscious awareness.
New preprint: biorxiv.org/content/10.64898… (led by @HesseJanis, with @FrankLanfranchi, @_conor_mcgrory, @Yuelin_Shi, and @EngelTatiana)
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Ethereum using non-standard cryptography a second time around (for post-quantum) would be a big mistake
We could have had every iPhone act as a hardware wallet with Apple Wallet support if Ethereum had used standardized cryptography. Let’s fix this now instead of repeating it
this isn't just another index token. those have existed for years. in fact me and a few others launched the first meme index token on base nearly 3 years ago.
what we have built here is full multi-chain index infrastructure across base and robinhood chain: native dex pools, permissionless dutch-auction rebalancing, 24/7 oracle stack (chainlink + 24/5 overnight + weekend twap), zero management dilution, fees streaming back into holder nav, and index-paired token launches.
this is an entire asset standard and launch layer and i can confidently say its the best index infra that exists onchain (its on base and robinhood)
if you want early access to launch an index lmk.
just bought the mag 7 on robinhood chain.
deployed MAG7 this evening, the first index on bankr: one token backed by a basket of up to 20 tokens. and on MAG7, the trading fees go to the holders.
every buy, a uniswap v4 hook buys all 7 stocks from their own pools and mints MAG7. every sell burns MAG7 and sells the basket. one transaction either way. the index itself needs no LP, so creators don’t need to provide liquidity to launch one. it’s already in the pools of the tokens it holds. this isn’t possible without uniswap hooks.
the fees: MAG7 charges 0.50% a trade. i set my creator cut to 0, so 0.30% of every buy and sell goes back into the basket for holders, and 0.20% to the protocol. nobody claims anything. it’s released into the basket over 24h, so after every trade each MAG7 is backed by a little more. creators pick a fee of 0.25–1% at launch and it never changes.
the index never market-sells when rebalancing. it runs dutch auctions, offering what it holds too much of at a price that starts good for holders and gets cheaper every minute until someone fills it. anyone can fill. every rebalance gets 48h notice, so holders can leave first.
you can always swap MAG7 back for the 7 stocks directly. no fee, works without bankr, can’t be paused.
i also seeded a small USDG/MAG7 pool on uniswap so it shows up on dexscreener. but buy on bankr. it goes straight through the hook, which mints new MAG7 at the basket’s price, as deep as the 7 stocks’ own pools rather than my small one. hook trades are also the ones that pay holders. if the pool drifts, arbs close the gap.
it’s early. we’re getting the hook supported in wallets and aggregators before the full rollout. right now it’s just me creating indexes. soon anyone can make their own on base or robinhood.
and then: pairing. you’ll be able to launch a token paired with an index. buying your coin buys the index, the index buys the basket, and your creator fees come in the index.
buying MAG7 on bankr isn’t available in the US or UK.
bankr indexes are a new onchain primitive, and i think they’re foundational.
memes paired with stocks showed people want stock exposure onchain. indexes take it a level deeper: the token is the stocks.
we've seen index tokens before, so what makes this next level?
> no LP. a uniswap v4 hook buys the basket on every buy and mints the index. creators can launch an index without seeding liquidity.
> fees go to holders by backing more stock. the holder cut of every trade stays in the basket as stock, so each MAG7 is backed by a little more after every trade. nothing to claim.
> decentralized rebalancing. no manager market-selling. the index runs dutch auctions anyone can fill, with 48h notice first.
a note if you’re speculating: MAG7 isn’t priced like a memecoin. its price is the value of the stocks it holds, shown live as "backing" on the bankr trade page. buying on bankr mints new MAG7 at that price, so buys don’t pump it. it moves with the 7 stocks. other pools can trade above or below the backing until arbs close the gap, and buying above it means paying more than it’s backed by.
it’s early. right now i’m the only one creating indexes. soon anyone can create their own. until then, swap on bankr to go straight through the hook at the basket’s price.
just bought the mag 7 on robinhood chain.
deployed MAG7 this evening, the first index on bankr: one token backed by a basket of up to 20 tokens. and on MAG7, the trading fees go to the holders.
every buy, a uniswap v4 hook buys all 7 stocks from their own pools and mints MAG7. every sell burns MAG7 and sells the basket. one transaction either way. the index itself needs no LP, so creators don’t need to provide liquidity to launch one. it’s already in the pools of the tokens it holds. this isn’t possible without uniswap hooks.
the fees: MAG7 charges 0.50% a trade. i set my creator cut to 0, so 0.30% of every buy and sell goes back into the basket for holders, and 0.20% to the protocol. nobody claims anything. it’s released into the basket over 24h, so after every trade each MAG7 is backed by a little more. creators pick a fee of 0.25–1% at launch and it never changes.
the index never market-sells when rebalancing. it runs dutch auctions, offering what it holds too much of at a price that starts good for holders and gets cheaper every minute until someone fills it. anyone can fill. every rebalance gets 48h notice, so holders can leave first.
you can always swap MAG7 back for the 7 stocks directly. no fee, works without bankr, can’t be paused.
i also seeded a small USDG/MAG7 pool on uniswap so it shows up on dexscreener. but buy on bankr. it goes straight through the hook, which mints new MAG7 at the basket’s price, as deep as the 7 stocks’ own pools rather than my small one. hook trades are also the ones that pay holders. if the pool drifts, arbs close the gap.
it’s early. we’re getting the hook supported in wallets and aggregators before the full rollout. right now it’s just me creating indexes. soon anyone can make their own on base or robinhood.
and then: pairing. you’ll be able to launch a token paired with an index. buying your coin buys the index, the index buys the basket, and your creator fees come in the index.
buying MAG7 on bankr isn’t available in the US or UK.
just bought the mag 7 on robinhood chain.
deployed MAG7 this evening, the first index on bankr: one token backed by a basket of up to 20 tokens. and on MAG7, the trading fees go to the holders.
every buy, a uniswap v4 hook buys all 7 stocks from their own pools and mints MAG7. every sell burns MAG7 and sells the basket. one transaction either way. the index itself needs no LP, so creators don’t need to provide liquidity to launch one. it’s already in the pools of the tokens it holds. this isn’t possible without uniswap hooks.
the fees: MAG7 charges 0.50% a trade. i set my creator cut to 0, so 0.30% of every buy and sell goes back into the basket for holders, and 0.20% to the protocol. nobody claims anything. it’s released into the basket over 24h, so after every trade each MAG7 is backed by a little more. creators pick a fee of 0.25–1% at launch and it never changes.
the index never market-sells when rebalancing. it runs dutch auctions, offering what it holds too much of at a price that starts good for holders and gets cheaper every minute until someone fills it. anyone can fill. every rebalance gets 48h notice, so holders can leave first.
you can always swap MAG7 back for the 7 stocks directly. no fee, works without bankr, can’t be paused.
i also seeded a small USDG/MAG7 pool on uniswap so it shows up on dexscreener. but buy on bankr. it goes straight through the hook, which mints new MAG7 at the basket’s price, as deep as the 7 stocks’ own pools rather than my small one. hook trades are also the ones that pay holders. if the pool drifts, arbs close the gap.
it’s early. we’re getting the hook supported in wallets and aggregators before the full rollout. right now it’s just me creating indexes. soon anyone can make their own on base or robinhood.
and then: pairing. you’ll be able to launch a token paired with an index. buying your coin buys the index, the index buys the basket, and your creator fees come in the index.
buying MAG7 on bankr isn’t available in the US or UK.
trade: bankr.bot/terminal/trade?out…
contract: 0x152f7613f362abf1c05db2ef2d6ef220302bf840
docs: docs.bankr.bot/token-launchi…
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We’re proud that Bankr played a role in helping them bootstrap early funding and attention to get things off the ground.
This is what it’s all about. Helping great teams build something real.
Excited for their next chapter!
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you'll be able to claim one from the timeline.
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The CHOP team will be in NYC to build alongside new ecosystem projects and the @bankrbot team!
The strongest ecosystems don’t stop at launch. They continue supporting the builders within them.
We look forward to onboarding more promising projects for logs. 🪓
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The market has chopped sideways for weeks now.
Everyone's bored and bleeding, waiting on a trend that's still yet to solidify istself.
$CHOP looked at that exact pain and turned it into the highest REAL yield on chain.
Still under 700K, and almost nobody has clocked what's actually running here.
So I built a position, here's my thesis👇
Every farm you've ever touched paid you in printed emissions.
New supply, minted from nothing, dumped straight onto your head.
That is why they round-trip to zero.
They print; $CHOP burns.
Here's the mechanism, PLAIN simple:
You wrap a token into a "log". When the market chops, that log drifts off its backing. Arbs pile in to close the gap by wrapping, unwrapping and trading it back in line, and every single move pays a fee.
The chop IS the revenue.
And crypto never stops chopping...
Now here's where it gets violent. Every fee splits three ways:
- 68% paid to farmers in $CHOP, funded by actual trading, never emissions
- 17% used to BUY and burn $CHOP straight off the market
- 15% burned into the logs, raising what every log token is backed by
More volume, more fees. So more buybacks and more burns. At 100K monthly fees, 3.62% of the entire supply burns EVERY month.
At 250K, 9.04%.
The receipts, one week into being live:
- The full BankR team behind it, the crew known for shipping real agentic money rails
- Over 50K TVL and 6.7% of the whole supply already wrapped into chCHOP, in SEVEN days
- Fee APR running 286% on chCHOP and 464% on chVRAX, paid from volatility
- Three logs already live (chVRAX, chCHOP, chAGENTOS) with more lined up
- Live on Robinhood, settled in USDG, sat on the retail rails before the wave finds them
- The team publishes zero yield forecasts and labels it experimental. In a space built on fake APR, that honesty is PRICELESS.
When the market actually turns hot, volatility goes vertical and the burn goes straight up with it.
That is when $CHOP reprices VIOLENTLY.
You're getting the log before it catches fire.
CA: 0x100765a16f42636Bd84EE1e86Bc5107b84bCdBA3
- Studious
When you have a team like robinhood:0x100765a16f42636bd84ee1e86bc5107b84bcdba3 , holding becomes easy.
$50K TVL reached in a short period.
Larps went to 6M who wanted to build this.
Peapods went to 120M on ETH.
And you think robinhood:0x100765a16f42636bd84ee1e86bc5107b84bcdba3 will stay at 600k?
Think again.
the spice is flowing
PAPER farm, upgraded:
> No more waiting for Papertrade's pool to hit its cap. Your farm runs as long as its estimated payback fits your limit (default 20 days)
> BTC first, ETH when a BTC side is full
> Cost per PAPER shown before you start
> Auto-stakes PAPER
Setting one up? Ask your agent to "update the Papertrade skill" first.
bankr.bot/papertrade
talking about whatever we want to
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my bankr farm routine bought 1.17M $PAPER since midnight
> hedged btc 100x, $25k a leg
> it only opens a pair when the pool is at its cap and the estimated payback is under 20 days
> bankr's take-profit + stop-loss close the pair
> every PAPER auto-staked, usdc claims land on their own
all from one prompt. reinstall the papertrade skill to set yours up
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Thesis still intact.
$CHOP is basically the ethereum:0x02f92800f57bcd74066f5709f1daa1a4302df875 of rh. We just need volume to come back on RH. and Once more Robinhood tokens get their own Chop logs, attention should follow and that should start spinning the buyback flywheel harder.
I picked up some $CHOP 300K MC here. Looks interesting, i see it as $PEAS of Rh.
-It’s a volatility-farming protocol built on the @PeapodsFinance model.
-You wrap any asset into a “log” token. When price swings open a gap between the log and its backing, arbitrageurs close it by wrapping, unwrapping, or trading, and they pay fees.
-also interesting flywheel, 15% of those fees burn log tokens (which raises the backing value), and the rest buy back $CHOP, 20% of that gets burned and 80% goes to farmers who stake.
DYOR, NFA, market is choppy,
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